Personality Quiz

These are one word questions! If you can call them questions, that is.

You are a dinosaur. Write a diary entry for the day the meteor hit earth.

Dear Diary, a meteor is about to hit us! I am so scared!!!
Dear Diary, dinosaurs can't bloody write you pillock.
Dear Diary, today a meteor hit earth and we all died.
...how the hell?

IT'S PARTY TIME...

I like parties!
Heyl naw.
EXCELLENT!
Cool. Will there be beer?

What was best about school for you?

Hanging out with my friends.
Leaving.
The lulz.
The stuff I learnt.

What do you think of Communism?

I think it's a good thing that everyone is equal.
WORST IDEA EVER.
Stalin had a big mustache.
Well it works in theory, but in reality...

It's white.

Milk is the white stuff!
Is that some lame innuendo?
PAPER! SNOW! A GHOOOST!
What is?

Do you like to drive?

Road trips are fun!
Not when that bastard in front won't GET OFF HIS CELL PHONE.
I'm in loooove with my caaaaar! Got a feel for my automobiiiile!
It gets me from A to B.

What is your favourite kind of cake?

Birthday cake!
Cake makes you fat.
CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE? CHOOOOOCOLAAAAAAATE!
Any cake is good!

Toot toot!

Toot toot!
Shut up.
Pogey Trombone!
Is that even a question?

Let's play video games!

Hooray!
I AM ALWAYS PLAYER ONE
Oh man I will kick your ass!
Which console? Which game? There's so many!!!

Choose a set o' lyrics.

Whatever this world can give to me, It's you, you're all I see
The earth will shake, in two will break And death all around will be your dowry
Rainy afternoon, I gotta blow a typhoon, And I'm playing on my slide trombone
But if I crossed a million rivers and I rode a million miles, I'll be where I started, Same as when I started

Oh my god it's Kandie McGiygas!!!

OH GOD NO IT SOUNDS LIKE GIYGAS!
*punch*
Funn funn niiee
Who now? Wasn't Giygas in Earthbound?

Do you still watch cartoons?

They'll always be funny to me!
Do I look like immature to you?
Constantly!!!
I kind of grew out of them.

Do you believe in yourself?

I am full of optimism!
Why would I?
Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me who believes in you!
Yeah, usually...

What do you value most?

My family and friends.
Money.
My posessions.
My skills.

You find a cat (or a dog if you're a dog person) wandering around the street, which doesn't appear to belong to anyone. What does you do?

Take it home and feed it and take good care of it!
Leave it.
Make a house for it out of whatever you find.
Take it around the streets asking people if they know whose it is.

Jelly.

Wobble wobble
Blegh.
CHRIS DAVE
Jelly goes nice with ice cream.

Do you have a top hat? I do.

Top hats are awesome!
I bet you look like a douche.
I am green with envy.
Good for you.

WHAT IS LOVE?

OH BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE
OH BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE
OH BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE
Shut up.

Is Pluto a planet?

Aaaaa will this fight never end?
No. Get over it.
BACK IN MY DAY IT WAS. I refuse to accept the truth.
Well, not anymore...

What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

*googles*
What's the average speed of my fist flying towards your unprotected face?
24mph
Say whaaat?