Earth

D.O.B: 3rd June

Earth is the resident joker of the house. He will take any opportunity to make a joke out of something or someone, regardless of how offensive or crap it may be.

He is rarely seen without his heterosexual life partner, Neptune. The two form a typical double act, Earth being the funny man and Neptune being the straight man. Both of them are big on videogames (mostly Nintendo) and will play for days on end if something particularly awesome comes out.

It is no secret that Earth has a massive crush on Ana, and he will take any opportunity to get her attention. Usually this means annoying her so she beats him up. Often. Combined with his amazing ability to get injured all the time from his shenanigans, it's almost as though he likes being in pain. Hm.

His real name is Terra and he is hugely ashamed of it, only his parents will ever call him Terra.
His family is a bunch of crazies -- his mum and dad embarrass him non-stop, his aunt and uncle are forever angry and his younger cousins include two hyperactive Shelloses, one pyromaniac Shellos, one cynical hardcore-atheist Shellos and one normal Slugma (who is adopted). The other side of his family includes a tonne of Mudkips who heard you are in favour of them, a Blastoise in the army and a Palpitoad. We all know how strange Palpitoads are. Blllrrrrzzzzz.