Rogger the Raichu Sammy the Squirtle
wendy the Wigglytuff
IN Pocket Sized by Madison Skull "Rap" [Apartment 25C] *Sammy was chopping carrots in the kitchen/living room as Wendy was setting up the small, round table when Rogger runs in*Rogger: ^__^ Drop what you're doing! We're eating at a fancy place tonight!
Sammy: O__O We can't afford a fancy
Rogger: ^__^ Yes we can, because I just gotta raise
Wendy: O__O You've gotta raise?
Rogger: ^__^ Yeah! We can finally afford White Castle! *to Sammy* Whose high and mighty now, Squirt! I'll go get ready *goes to room*
*Sammy continues to chop carrots uninterested*
Wendy: ^__^ This is amazing!! We can afford good things now!! Thank God for Rogger's rai--
Sammy: -__- Rogger didn't get a raise?
Wendy: O__O Heh? >__< How could you say that?!
Sammy: >__< Because Rogger doesn't even have a job!!
Wendy: O__O
Sammy: *stops chopping* -__- Something's fishy going on, and I won't stop 'till I find out
Wendy: ^__^ Heh, heh
Sammy: O__O What?
Wendy: ^__^ Nothing, it's just that I find it ironic that you would say that something fishy is going on
Sammy: O__O But I'm an amphibian
Wendy: ^__^ Yeah, but still
*Rogger walks back from his room in a tux*
Rogger: ^__^ Are we ready for those Chicken Rings
Sammy: -__- Can it, Rog! We know you don't have a job
Rogger: O__O Uh..... ^__^' Yes I do, stupid! I always had a job. I'm a... O__O Security Guard
Wendy: -__- Oh, really? Then what do you secure?
Rogger: O__O Uh... The funk?
Sammy & Wendy: >__< ROGGER!!
Rogger: -__- Okay, okay, you've got me. I'll show you what I'm doing. Lemme get my laptop *pulls laptop from behind him and puts it on the table*
Sammy: O__O Hey, that's my--
Rogger: -__- Shut up, now have you ever heard of a rap artist known as Woff?
Wendy: O__O Does he do Reggathon?
Rogger: O__O No
Wendy: O__O Then no
Rogger: ^__^ Well listen to dis bad beat, yo! *presses a button on laptop to play song*
Woff:
Yo, yo, yo, I'm a rapping
Dog from da hood
Ya betta watch ya back
Dog from da hood
Ain't nothin' gon change dat
Dog from da hood
Ya betta watch ya back
Dog from da hood
'Cause I might attack
Dog from da hood
Ya betta watch ya back
Dog from da hood
Ain't nothin' gon change dat
Dog from da hood
Ya betta watch ya back
Dog from da hood
'Cause I might attack
I'm from a place called
Goldenrod
Yo,
I'm from downtown
Goldenrod
Yah
I'm from a place called
Goldenrod
Yo,
I'm from downtown
Goldenrod
Yah
Sammy: -__- What the hell is this crap
Rogger: ^__^ This crap, as ya whiteys calls it, is gonna sell me millions!
Sammy: O-o Whiteys?
Rogger: ^__^ This here is Woff, and this is his best hit, "Dog From Da Hood," from his album, "Goldenrod Barker".
Sammy: -__- How could we never heard of him
Rogger: O__O Duh, because his album isn't out yet
Wendy: O__O What?
Rogger: ^__^ I stole a CD before it hit the market and made Mixed CDs to sell them to people
Sammy: (O__O) DUDE, THAT'S ILLEGAL!!!
Rogger: O__O WHAT?!
Wendy: (O__O) THEY CAN PUT YOU IN JAIL FOR DOING THAT!!
Rogger: O__O Well, that's a problem
Wendy: >__< IT'S A BIG PROBLEM, YOU MINDLESS IDIOT!! SOONER OR LATER, THEY'LL FIND OUT AND YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THE RAP FOR THIS!!
Sammy: ^__^ Heh
Wendy: O__O What
Sammy: ^__^ Sorry, I just found it ironic when we're talking about a rap album and you said, "You're gonna take the rap for this"
Wendy: O__O But, I listen to Reggathon
Sammy: ^__^ Yeah, but still
Rogger: (O__O) Okay, calm down, don't panic. '^__^' I mean, come on! The CD is released in two weeks! Who'd know by then?
*A knock on the door is then follow by a loud, deep voice*
Voice: >__< YO, OPEN DIS DAMN DOOR, MUTHA F***A!!
Rogger, Sammy, &
Wendy: >__< AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Rogger: >__< WHAT WE GONNA DO?! WHAT WE GONNA DO?!
Wendy: >__< WE?! NO, NO, NO! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?!
Sammy: O__O Head for the emergency--
*The door falls down to show that the voice is Woff the Houndoom*
Sammy: >__< OH GOD, WHY ME!!! THIS IS WORST THEN THE TIME ROGGER MADE THAT SANDWHICH
[Flashback]
Rogger: ^__^ Here's a sandwhich
Sammy: O__O Uh, why does it have an eye--
Rogger: >__< SHUT UP AND EAT THE DAMN SANDWHICH!!
[End Flashback]
Woff: >__< HEY, WAT IZ IT DAT I HEARS DAT SOME PUNK GONE OFF SELLIN' MY CD 'FORE IT COMEZ OUT 2 STORES?!
Rogger: O__O Uh, ^__^' I'm sorry, you have the wrong apartment
Sammy: ^__^ *points to Rogger* He did it
Rogger: >__< DAMN IT, SAM! WHAT BAD THINGS HAVE I DONE TO YOU?!
Sammy: -__- You lit my room on fire many times, you blame things on me, you steal my stuff, you don't respect my privacy, the list goes on and on
Woff: *goes to Rogger* >__< I GON' KILL U, SON!
Wendy: O__O Wait a minute, we don't have to resort-- O__O Wait, did you say kill him
Woff: O__O Uh-huh?
Wendy: ^__^ Okay, resume
Rogger: >__< I HATE EVERYONE!!
*Rogger gets chased by Woff for like 5 minutes until he's trap in a corner*
Rogger: O__O *whimpers* Huh, huh, ^__^ You wouldn't hurt a black brotherin', won't ya?
Woff: >__< FO', YA AIN'T BLACK, AND A NEVA GON' BE BLACK!!
Rogger: >__< Hey, I can be Black, O__O uh, I like rap music, and uh, I'm afraid of the police, and uh, ^__^ I sure do love chicken!
Woff: >__< YA JUST CROSSED DA BORDER NOW, FO'
Rogger: O__O Wait, I have an idea. ^__^ What if I pay you back the money I've got for the CD's?
Woff: ^__^ A'ight, give it 2 me
Rogger: O__O Sorry, I spent it all
Woff: >__< I GON' KILL U, SON!
Rogger: o__o I can earn it, I can earn it, I can earn it. ^__^ I have a plan! -__- Sam, Wend, give me some money
Sammy &
Wendy: >__< NO!
Rogger: ^__^ Well, there's always Plan C! I can make a rap album
Sammy &
Wendy: O__O A RAP ALBUM?!
Woff: O__O Aw, hell nah!
[Coin Slot Studios]
Sammy: O__O Are you sure about this?
Rogger: ^__^ Yeah, it's always been my dream to rap
Wendy: -__- Last week it was your dream to host bungee jumping in our apartment
[Flashback]
Rogger: ^__^ Ready, Lloyd?
Lloyd the Sneasel: O__O Gee, I don't know *gets pushed off* >__< AAAHHH!!
Wendy: O__O Rogger, you were suppose to attach a bungee cord to his ankle
Rogger: ^__^ Don't worry! We're in the 3rd floor
Wendy: >__< We're in the 25ft floor
Rogger: o__o Oh... O__O Well, that's a problem
[End Flashback]
Rogger: ^__^ I've got myself an agent already, *points to Bob the Ekans*
Bob: -__- Yo, wat up. My man Rog, over here, he'sssss gon' get a record deal, a limo, money, hot babesssss, and maybe sssssome coldssssslaw, and all he needsssss 2 do isssss have a rap name and he'd be up!
Rogger: ^__^ And I'll choose the first words that come out of my mind, and that is.... Dakal.... Smitherpie.... Dakal Smitherpie
Sammy: -__- No, that name brings back memories of sorrow... and diarrhea... ^__^ What about Raiguy?
Rogger: -__- Nah, that name stucks
[5 Minutes Later in Bob's Office]
Rogger: -__- I choose Raiguy
Bob: ^__^ Hey, that's a niccccce name
Rogger: ^__^ Yeah, just thought of it myself
Bob: -__- Okay, and have you ccccchoosssssen a name fffffor your album
Rogger: ^__^ The Cheese
Bob: O-o What?
Rogger: ^__^ You know like, the cheese? Peoples from around the world would go, "Dang man, this is the cheese," Because they'll be eating cheese after they hear my album
Bob: O__O You mean like sssssubiminal messssssssssegesssss?
Rogger: >__< STOP SPITTING ON ME
Bob: O__O Sssssorry, i jussssst havvvvve the problem because I'm a sssssnake and ssssso be it I ssssspit, sssssuka! ^__^ Ssssso have you fffffinish writing all your rapsssss?
Rogger: ^__^ Who says I'm going to write them down?
Bob: O-o What?
Rogger: ^__^ I've decided, through all this album, I'm going to improv rap thru dis thang
Bob: O__O Whouldn't that become confussssssssssing to your lissssstenersssss?
Rogger: ^__^ Yes
[The Record Both]
Bob: -__- Okay, when you are ready
Rogger: ^__^ I'm always ready
Bob: -__- Okay, ssssstart it, Sssssasssssy Sssssam
Sassy Sam: .__. I'm gonna change my name *plays beat*
Raiguy: ^__^
YO, my is Raiguy
I like to dance
Sometimes I dance
Without my pants
And without pants
I need no pill
'Cause I don't know
A guy named Phil
Who went to that hill
With Jack & Jill
Shot Jack in the head
And did it with Jill
9 Months later
A baby was born
And his name was
Mr. Corn
And Mr. Corn,
when he grew up,
He change his name
to Billy Bup
And Billy Bup
what he did
He changed his name
to Mr. Fid
And Mr. Fid
Had a bottle of cheese
And when it drank it
He began to sneeze
And theen made love
To Mr. Bob
And Mr. Bob
Was part of the mob
And the mob was full
Of cheese and pops
And the cheese and pops
Die from Mrs. Drops
And Mrs. Drops
Became Mr. Drops
And made love
To my eye drops
And right now
I've gotta pee
So I'll end it right nowla, la, la, lee
DOG!!
Sassy Sam: -__- Okay, we're done
Rogger: (O__O) Wheres' the bathroom
Bob: -__- Down the hall, to the leffffft
Rogger: >__< Thanks! *runs to bathroom*
[4 Weeks Later]
[Apartment 25C]
*Sammy & Wendy are watching TV*
Sammy: ^__^ Oh, this is good TV
Wendy: -__- No it's not
Sammy: O__O Oh yeah, I forgot we were watching MTV
*Rogger than barges in*
Rogger: ^__^ Stop making out!!
Sammy & Wendy: O_o
Rogger: ^__^ It's out! *pulls CD outta nowhere* My album! *gives it to Sammy*
Sammy: O__O "The Cheese"?! *turns it over
Track 01 - Dancing Without Pants
Track 02 - Mr. Man Man
Track 03 - I've Gotta Pee
Track 04 - Making Love To Sam's Pillow
Track 05 - Wendy's A Man
Track 06 - Celedon, Celedon
Track 07 - Gimme Money [featuring Woff]
Track 08 - I've Gotta Pee (Part Two)
Track 09 - Is That A Raisen Or A Quarter?
Track 10 - There's A Fly Here (And I'm Gonna Kill It)
Track 11 - I Drank to Much Lemonade
Track 12 - I Made Out With Your Sister
Track 13 - Making Love With Wendy's Pillow
Track 14 - Backstreet Boys Are Gay
Track 15 - I'll Just Pee Here
Sammy: O__O Uh....
Wendy: O__O How did you get Woff to feature in a song with you
Rogger: ^__^ We were drunk... O__O Or high... Er, maybe both...
Sammy: O__O Uh...
Wendy: >__< And what's with this, "Wendy's A Man", crap?
Rogger: >__< To get you a date, thank you very much
Wendy: >__< But I'm not a man!
Rogger: O__O Well, that's a problem
Sammy: O__O What did you do with our pillows?
Rogger: ^__^ Nothing, stupid!
Sammy: O__O We have got to burn our pillows...
[1 Week Later]
[Bob's Office]
Rogger: >__< WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TOOK MY CD OUT OF THE STORES?
Bob: -__- Sssssorry, Rai, but it sssssucked ssssso bad that they didn't even want to sssssell it anymore
Rogger: >__< HOW WAS IT THAT BAD?!
Bob: -__- Halfffff of the sssssongsssss were about you peeing and you fffffeel asssssleep through three of them
Rogger: O__O Only the ones I was drunk on!
Bob: >__< YOU WERE DRUNK ON ALMOSSSSST ALL OF THEM!!
Rogger: O__O You mean that wasn't suppose to happen?!
Bob: >__< NO!
Rogger: O__O Well, that's a problem... ^__^ Well, at least I got the money
Bob: -__- Yeah, only 3 people purccccchassssse your CccccD: You, me, and the only ssssstraight Backssssstreet Boy, and sssssince I get 95% of the profffffitsssss, you only get $2.25
Rogger: ^__^ Wow, now I can buy-- O__O OH MY GOD!!
[Apartment 25C]
*Sammy is eating cheese listening to Raiguy's CD*
Hey Baby how's it goin'
Sammy ain't here so it's safe
I think it's time for a lil' lovin'
I locked the doors, so again it's safe
I know that your Sammy's pillow
Yeah, baby, I can plainly see
But I'm gonna pee on your
Just like I was R. Kelly!
Sammy: *eating cheese* -__- The bastard
*Rogger then runs in*
Rogger: (O__O) HE'S COMING!!
*Wendy walks in with a curl in her hair*
Wendy: O__O What's up?
Rogger: >__< WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Wendy: ^__^ No, we're not!
*Then there was a knock on the door*
Woff: >__< YO, YO, WHERE'S MY MONEY
Sammy: O__O Well, Rogger, give the money to him
Rogger: o__o I don't have it
Woff: >__< YOU WHAT!!
Rogger: >__< AAAAAHHHH!!!
Sammy: >__< AAAAAHHHH!!!
Wendy: >__< AAAAAHHHH!!!
Rogger: >__< AAAAAHHHH!!!
Wendy: >__< AAAAAHHHH!!!
Rogger: >__< AAAAAHHHH!!!
Sammy: >__< AAAAAHHHH!!!
Wendy: >__< AAAAAHHHH!!!
Sammy: >__< AAAAAHHHH!!!
PB: ^__^ 7!
Rogger, Sammy, & Wendy: >__< AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Rogger: ^__^ Wait, I have an idea
Sammy &
Wendy: >__< AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
[3 Hours Later]
Sammy: *reading a magazine* -__- So, when do you think Rogger is coming back
Wendy: -__- Soon, he said that he was going somewhere with Woff
Sammy: -__- So, what do you think his plain is?
Wendy: -__- Well, let's hope it ends unlike last time
Sammy: -__- For sure... ^__^ Wanna eat some cheese?
Wendy: ^__^ Sure!
[Saffron City]
{Denny's Kitchen}
Woff: >__< U sure my moneyz in dis room?!
Rogger: ^__^ Of course!
THE END!
Rogger: ^__^ LET'S END THIS WITH A TOUNGE TWISTER!! ^__^ Hey Bob, can you say, "Silly Sam Sold Seventy Seven Sliver Stickers," ten times fast?
Bob: ^__^ No!
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