Rogger the Raichu

Sammy the Squritle

Wendy the Wigglytuff

IN

Pocket Sized

by Madison Skull

"Clone"

[Apartment 25C]

*This is Apartment 25C of a building in Celadon City the home of three Pokemon (Rogger, Sammy, & Wendy) and where most of their adventures first start out. Our story starts at Sammy's room*

Sammy: O__O Oh my gosh, >__< Rogger, get over here right now!

Rogger: *Walking in* -__- Dang, man! Can a guy get some sleep around here?

Sammy: -__- It's 3 in the afternoon

Rogger: -__- Good, *walks out* wake me when dinner's ready

Sammy: >__< Rogger, get back in here

Rogger: *walks back in* -__- Alright, if you are going to complain about it

Sammy: >__< Rogger, what is this thing in my room *points to a port-a-potty on top of his bed*

Rogger: -__- It's a bed, which I was using until you rudely woke me up

Sammy: >__< No, the thing on TOP of the bed

Rogger: O__O Um, I think that's called a woman-- O__O Wait, you've got a woman in this house? >__< OH NO, NOT IN MY HOUSE!

Sammy: -__- First of all, the only woman in the house is Wendy, and second, >__< THAT AIN'T NO WOMAN!

Rogger: -__- What, is it a man? Are you gay or something?

Sammy: O__O What the-- >__< DARN IT, ROGGER, I MEAN THE PORT-A-POTTY!!

Rogger: -__- Oh, that. Well, if you know what it was, why d'ya woke me up for. ^__^ This isn't just any port-a-potty, my mildly queer friend, it's an experiment for my awesomly new creation

Sammy: -__- How can someone be mildly queer

Rogger: >__< Well you should know!

Sammy: -__- And yet I don't

Rogger: O__O Well, that's a problem. ^__^ Anywho, this is O__O A CLONE MACHINE!!!!!

Sammy: O__O I'm sorry, what?

Rogger: ^__^ Stored in here is my DNA and in 24 hours, a clone of myself shall emerge from it

Sammy: O__O Two Roggers? I can barely live with one!

[Flashback #1]

Rogger: ^__^ Hey, thanks for letting me use your credit card, Sam

Sammy: O__O But I didn't-

Rogger: ^__^ *throws card at Sammy* Thank you

[Flashback #2]

Rogger: O__O Um, Sammy, I accidently lit your cat on fire

Sammy: O__O I don't have a cat

Rogger: O__O Oh, did I say cat? I meant room

Sammy: >__< WHAT!!!!

[Flashback #3]

Wendy: >__< Rogger, did you take money from my purse?

Rogger: *wearing a new outfit and playing a brand new hand held game console* O__O No, what made you say that?

[Flashback #4]

Sammy: >__< ROGGER, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE TV?!

Rogger: ^__^ I fixed it!

Sammy: >__< IT'S ON FIRE!

Rogger: ^__^ Yeah, because I fixed it!

[Flashback #5]

Sammy: >__< WHY DID YOU LITE MY ROOM ON FIRE AGAIN!!

Rogger: -__- I couldn't find your cat

[End Flashbacks]

Sammy: >__< WHY DID YOU PUT THE THING IN MY ROOM?

Rogger: -__- Because you told me to

Sammy: >__< No I didn't

Rogger: O__O Oh... -__- Well then you're screwed

{24 Hours Later}

Rogger: -__- I'm glad you can all come to this

Wendy: >__< Because you forced us

Rogger: -__- Yeah, that's cool, ^__^ Now witness my newest creation!

*Something crashes through the port-a-potty door as a bluish Raichu*

Clone: o__o

Rogger: ^__^ I am a genius! I have created life. I never felt this happy since the time I went to Goldenrod City

Sammy: -__- That wasn't Goldenrod. That was Tennessee

Rogger: -__- What's the difference

Wendy: -__- Corn

Clone: o__o

Sammy: O__O Is the clone suppose to stare like that?

Rogger: >__< Don't make fun of his looks. I mean, I don't make fun of your's in front of you

Sammy: O__O Huh?

Wendy: -__- Well, what are going to name it?

Rogger: >__< Why would I name such a creature? It has no feelings

Wendy: O__O Well, yes it does. Have you ever red 'The House of the Scorpion' by Nancy Farmer?

Rogger: >__< Reading is for geeks and nerds! O__O Which are basically the same thing

Wendy: -__- So what that makes you?

Rogger: >__< Not a nerd. O__O Or geek. Or a Neekerd.

Sammy: O__O Neekerd? That some sorta Nike Shoe?

Rogger: >__< YOU'RE A NIKE SHOE!

Sammy: -__- Why?

Wendy: >__< You're gonna name it or what?

Rogger: -__- I'll name it whatever I choose, and I choose Sammy! But since that name sucks, then I choose the first word that comes out of my mind, and that is... Dakal..... Smitherpie... Dakal Smitherpie

Wendy: -__- Well at least it's a better name than Sammy

Sammy: -__- And just when I was starting to like you... O__O You know, as a friend

{Later that Day}

Dakal (Clone): o__o

Rogger: O__O Talk, Dakal, talk!

{Outside Sammy's Room}

Wendy: O__O How long has he been trying to make Dakal speak

Sammy: -__- Why would I care? I mean, at least it distracts him

Wendy: O__O From what?

Sammy: -__- You know, from being... him...

Wendy: O__O You're right! ^__^ Wayta go, Dakal

Sammy: -__- What kinda name is Dakal anyway?

Wendy: -__- What kinda name is Sammy?

Sammy: O__O A normal name

Wendy: ^__^ Yeah, for a abnormal person

Sammy: >__< Hey, I can be as normal as the next person

Dancing Joe: ^__^ WOOOOOOOOOO, LET'S DANCE MR. PINEAPPLE!

Sammy: -__- Or quite possibilly normaler. O__O Wait, is normaler a word?

Wendy: ^__^ It is now, Mr. Odd Todd

Sammy: -__- Don't call me that

{In Sammy's Room}

Rogger: >__< Talk, man! Say Daddy!

Dakal: o__o Da.... dee!

Rogger: O__O MY GEORGE, I THINK HE'S GOT IT! ^__^ Now say Mommy

Dakal: o__o Mommy

Rogger: ^__^ Now say David Spade!

Dakal: o__o David Spade

Rogger: ^__^ Now say, 'I want a cookie'!

Dakal: o__o I want... >__< TO DESTROY THE WORLD

Rogger: ^__^ Close, but no cookie

{Living Room}

Wendy: -__- What's on TV?

Sammy: *reading TV Guide* -__- Crap

Wendy: -__- Again?

*Then Dakal crashes through a wall*

Dakal: >__< TIME TO EAT AT DENNY'S, AND THEN DESTROY THE WORLD! *crashes through window*

Sammy &

Wendy: O__O ....

Rogger: *runs in* >__< GUYS, DID YOU SEE DAKAL!

Sammy: >__< Yes!

Wendy: O__O It's kinda hard to miss him with all the crashing into stuff and yelling

Rogger: O__O No it isn't. ^__^ Man, Wendy, you're miss out of a lot of things

Wendy: -__- Burn in Hell

Rogger: >__< THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT, NOW! WE MUST STOP MY EVIL CLONE FROM DESTROYING THE WORLD AND MAKING IT SEEM THAT IT WAS ME WHO DID IT!

Sammy: >__< HE'S FRIGGIN' BLUE!! HE'S LOOKS NOTHING LIKE YOU!!

Rogger: -__- Personality, Sam. It's all about personality

Sammy: >__< HE WANTS TO DESTROY THE WORLD! How is that 'personality'?

Rogger: ^__^ He likes to destroy earths like I like to destroy hopes and dreams

Sammy: O_o

Rogger: O__O I remember programing him to like Denny's, so--

Wendy: O__O I thought he was a clone

Rogger: O__O What?

Wendy: O__O How can you program a clone? It's, it's a living thing. You can't, like, you can't program him to like Denny's. He isn't a robot

Rogger: -__- Well, for your information, Mrs. I'm So Smart, which you're not, I also added Sam's DNA to the cloning device

Sammy: O__O ....... >__< Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... So let me get this straight: You put both your's and my DNA in the cloning device and that created Dakal

Rogger: ^__^ That's right! You're a daddy!

Sammy: >__< AW, SICK, MAN!!

Wendy: O__O You mean to tell me that Dakal is actually a clone of you and Sam? Dude, that's like reproduction... MALE REPRODUCTION!

Sammy: -__- And why would it go to Denny's? I'm more of a IHOP person. And the nearest Denny's it at Saffron!

Rogger: ^__^ You know what that means

Sammy: -__- No, I don't

Rogger: O__O Oh... 'Cause I was hoping that you did...

[Saffron City]

{Denny's}

Rogger: *barging through the doors* >__< WHERE ARE YOU, DAKAL!!

Costumers: O__O

Sammy: -__- Rog, I've checked the place; Dakal isn't anywhere to be seen

Rogger: O__O Oh yeah, I forgot

Sammy: >__< YOU FORGOT, WHAT?!

Rogger: O__O Dakal thinks Sliph Co. is Denny's

Sammy: >__< WHY WOULD HE DO THAT!!

Rogger: O__O 'Cause I think Sliph Co. is Denny's

Wendy: O__O Heh?

[Sliph Co.]

Front Desk Lady: -__- Yeah, how can I help you

Dakal: o__o Can I have a Slammer?

Front Desk Lady: -__- I'm sorry, sir, but we don't sell that

Dakal: >__< THEN YOU MUST DIE!!

Rogger: *barges through doors* >__< NOT SO SLOW, DAKAL!

Wendy: O__O 'Not so slow'?

Rogger: O__O What. What's wrong with saying that?

Dakal: >__< YOU'LL NEVER GET ME

Sammy: -__- Yes we will

Dakal: >__< DRAT! FOILED AGAIN!

Sammy: -__- So far you've only been foiled once

Dakal: >__< DRAT! TOILETED AGAIN!

Sammy: O__O Did you just say toileted?

Dakal: >__< NOW I SHALL DO MY COOL THING! *uses Thunderbolt on the guys and they faint*

Sammy: @__@ Ow, I almost forgot we were Pokemon

Rogger: O__O We're Pokemon?

Wendy: -__- No, we're Digimon

Rogger: >__< Anyways, I'll stop him *stands up* ROGGER, DIGI-VOLVE TO MEGA ROGGER!!

Sammy: *stands up * -__- What the heck are you doing?

Rogger: O__O Oh, you're right, that's stupid >__< ROGGER, DIGI-VOLVE TO KEANU REEVES!!

Sammy: >__< YOU ARE NOT A DIGIMON!! YOU AREN'T EVEN KEANU REEVES!!

Rogger: .__. So, so that means, you lied to me...? >__< I FEEL SO USED!

Wendy: -__- Okay, screw you losers, I can take this guy *walks up to Dakal and slaps him*

Rogger: ^__^ Oh, wow, so good! -__- Now see how a real man does it *walks up to Dakal and slaps him*

Wendy: -__- That's what I did

Rogger: O__O Why?

Dakal: >__< YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO MY MERCY AND FOLLOW MY EVERY ORDER

Sammy: >__< I CREATED YOU, SO THAT MEANS I CAN DESTROY YOU!!

Rogger: >__< Dude I created him

Sammy: -__- But you also used my DNA

Rogger: ^__^ Good point

Dakal: >__< YOU CANNOT STOP ME!!

Rogger: O__O Wait, you can't!

Dakal: ^__^ See?

Sammy: O_o Why?

Rogger: ;__; Because he is our son!

Dakal: o__o Daddy?

Rogger &

Sammy: O__O Yeah

Sammy: O__O But we can't keep him

Rogger: ^__^ I've got a solution

Sammy: O__O Really, tell me-- Wait, where did you go?

Rogger: o__o Can I have a Slammer

Front Desk Lady: -__- I'm sorry, sir, but we don't sell that

Rogger: >__< THEN YOU MUST DIE!!

[Denny's]

{The Kitchen}

Rogger: *puts Dakal into a room and closed the door and turns to the guys* ^__^ There, problem solved! We freeze him now, so that he'd live in the future were he'd be save

Sammy: -__- I don't know how this it going to work

Rogger: ^__^ Trust me, man

Worker: O__O Um, that's not the freezer

Rogger: -__- What are you-- *looks at room* O__O OH MY GOD!!

[Route 8]

Rogger: -__- Look, I had no idea that I put Dakal in the Boiler Room and I didn't know he'd explode in very humid areas

Sammy: -__- You bastard. >__< You kill my son!

Wendy: >__< HE WAS GOING TO DESTROY THE EARTH!!

Sammy: -__- Yeah, Wendy, you're probally right. Maybe somethings aren't meant to be. O__O By the way, Rogger, how did you manage to get my DNA?

Rogger: ^__^ Good question. Let's just say you drool in your sleep

Sammy: -__- I don't drool in my sleep

Rogger: O__O Then who's drool did I--

Wendy: O__O OH MY GOD!!

THE END!

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